Merch madness

"The Dark Knight"

Grapnel Shooter



Don’t call this toy a gun, it’s a shooter. The product description hyperbolically boasts that it’s “the ultimate transforming assault gadget…inspired by the hit movie” (which won’t be released until July). Whatever. It shoots eight things—it’s a gun. What it’s not is a grapnel, and we have the failed-wall-scaling ass bruises to prove it.