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“Don’t Say a Word” (2001)

Nothing says Thanksgiving like a little kidnapping. This slick and trashy turkey day-set thriller stars Michael Douglas as a psychiatrist desperate to get his daughter back for the holidays. When the film was released the marketing campaign bombarded audiences with Brittany Murphy’s creepy sing-song taunt: “I’ll never tell.” Re-living that moment in all of its annoying glory sure beats shopping for presents.