Holiday music for humbugs

Twisted Sister, 'A Twisted Christmas'

We're totally not kidding when we say that these '80s hair metal survivors rock "O Come All Ye Faithful" so hard it could make members of the Mormon Tabernacle Choir start stage-diving. It helps that their biggest hit, "We're Not Gonna Take It," has almost the exact same melody. Joyful and triumphant, indeed.

iTunes it: "O Come All Ye Faithful," "Heavy Metal Christmas (The Twelve Days of Christmas)"

More info: http://www.twistedsister.com/